COMING SPRING 2026
WHO AM I?
See this guy?
That is a false representation.
My hair is seldom combed and I wear thick glasses since I can't see without them. Most of the time, my beard is scruffy and, as I get older, hairs sprout from my ears and nose at an alarming rate. The guy on the left is more of my aspirations for myself if I were an actual, serious writer.
If you'd like to see the real me, I'm on the ABOUT page. You know, the one you'd see out at Walmart wearing basketball shorts and sandals with socks? That guy is wandering around there.
Or, if you'd like to learn about who I am, what I write, what I do, social security number, bank passwords, etc., peruse the website. Maybe buy a book, sign up for a newsletter, follow me on social media, or point and laugh.
Either way, I'm glad you made it here.
That is a false representation.
My hair is seldom combed and I wear thick glasses since I can't see without them. Most of the time, my beard is scruffy and, as I get older, hairs sprout from my ears and nose at an alarming rate. The guy on the left is more of my aspirations for myself if I were an actual, serious writer.
If you'd like to see the real me, I'm on the ABOUT page. You know, the one you'd see out at Walmart wearing basketball shorts and sandals with socks? That guy is wandering around there.
Or, if you'd like to learn about who I am, what I write, what I do, social security number, bank passwords, etc., peruse the website. Maybe buy a book, sign up for a newsletter, follow me on social media, or point and laugh.
Either way, I'm glad you made it here.